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This is a true story about Rajesh Pandey (@eRajesh on twitter) who had a truly awesome filmy-style one-on-one with his crush, Trisha.

ePandu (Rajesh) had emailed Sathya Bhat his story of how he tried to woo Trisha. All was well there, which I took it a little forward and had a mathematical representation for it.

Here is the email extract (which is a must read):

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From: Rajesh Pandey <mail@eRajesh.com>
Date: 28 August 2009 7:33:21 PM GMT+05:30
To: sathya@sathyasays.com
Subject: I did it!

Last night I met @ankit_j at city center and all the time we were talking about Trisha. He was continuously telling me ki kuch kar itna sharmane se kaam nahi chalega. All this really pumped me up and I was like fine tomorrow I will pakka talk to her and even got chocolates thinking I will offer her tomorrow in school.

Today morning I went to school, oozing with confidence. Entered the class, friends started making jokes, and my confidence level went down to 0% :-\ Then first 5 classes, I talked to Trisha for only 4 times, all just for a second or so. During lunch break I thought I will offer her the chocolates, but my idiotic friends had taken the chocolates out of my bag. I was really pissed off with them. Seeing my temper, my friends gave me the chocolate and told jaake de aa, but till then somehow the whole of Trisha’s friend group had come to know that I was going to give her chocolates. My confidence level was like -100% then. I was standing outside the classroom, when my friends pumped me up and said you can do it. I then went inside the class filled with confidence, but as soon as I entered the class one of my friend started singing “Tauba tera Jalwa..Tauba Tera Pyaar”. Meri confidence ka baja baaja and I went out of the class. Then all the gals went out of the classroom, and I told one of Trisha’s friend to give chocolate to Trisha on my behalf. They said Tumhi de do na. Then all the gals went to the corridor and I went to my desk in the class, depressed.

Then One of my friend told abhi jaake de de, bahar hain..koi dekhega bhi nahi. I was like nahi yaar chod de. Then my friend pushed me out of the class and told tum chal na. I was with 2 of my friends including @ankit_j. Then I was walking in the corridor with my friends telling me saamne se ayegi abhi de dena chocolate usko. I was still lacking in confidence. Then I saw Trisha and her friends coming from the front. My confidence level was like -1000% and I had no hope that I will offer her the chocolate. Then Trisha had just crossed me when I said “Trisha Yeh Chocolate Tumhare liye” and brought my hands forward. She saw the chocolate and said Par yeh kyu? aaj toh mera Birthday bhi nahi hain. I said that I know, but still. Then she did not say anything, when one of my friends and Trisha’s friend said Le Lo na and she took it and she went to the classroom. I was like WOWOWO! My excitement level knew no bound and @ankit_j still could not believe that I actually offered chocolates to Trisha.

Then I was still outside the classroom, had no guts to enter the class. Still I went inside the class and then my “Tauba Tera Pyaar” wala friend told Trisha ‘Arrey Jo chocolate diya hain usko toh offer karo’. Trisha then offered me chocolates, but I refused but @ankit_j took it saying mereko de do
Then after our english class was over, Trisha again offered me chocolates and this time I took it.

In the end, when school got over, I asked Trisha ki tumko chocolates diye, boora toh nahi laga na? She just smiled, nodded her head and went away!

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Sweet, right ?

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